A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him “very quick.”
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”Man: “YA, YA, acre and half and nice little home.”Lawyer: “No,” I mean what is the foundation of this case?”Man: “It made of concrete.”Lawyer: “Does either of you have a real grudge?”
Man: “No, we have carport, and not need one.”Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”
Man: “All my relations still in Poland.”Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”Man: “Ya, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.”Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?”Man: “No, I always up before her.”
Lawyer: “WHY do you want this divorce?”Man: “She going to kill me.”Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”Man: “I got proof.Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”Man: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says, “Polish Remover.”