Except for the whole part about it being a “satire” page. If you’re gonna hold them to that and go that route, then, no, actually, the article is a
Writer, Chef, and former champion of the Space Ghost Coast to Coast writing world Fallis Gunnington spoke about the whole thing last night on Discord with fellow auteur Flagg Eagleton and they had a good laugh about it.
Onlooker Joe Barron told us that articles where people sue people are bigguns.
“I have no idea why, but these repugnant old coffin nappers just LOVE to see lawsuits. Probably because they’re hopelessly Republican and love rich people.
See, for them, the American Dream is to get old, fall down over their own slobber in a Wal-Mart, and then sue for millions so they can live in a hot tub.”
Slobber or no, the article is true with the addendum of it being completely false. I hope that wasn’t too confusing. Later.